It’s Wedding Season... Get RSVP Ready with these 5 budget-friendly wedding guest looks
Right around now the summer wedding season approacheth! It doesn’t have to be a daunting task to get wedding-guest ready. Part is clothes, part is confidence and part is the right accessories. Let’s see if we can boost your confidence with the right combination of on-trend choices that won't break the bank. Please enjoy our article: “Wedding Fashion on a budget: 5 Simple, Stunning, Save-friendly Wedding Looks”. Which wedding guest look fits you best?
Take his breath away by commissioning a professional nude portrait or boudoir photography session gift for his eyes only
Pictures of Mrs. Cubic Zirconia without clothes may or may not have existed at one time in the past over a decade ago and earlier in our relationship as man and woman. As her husband, Mr. Cubic Zirconia cannot confirm or deny.  But if any alleged naked pictures did exist-- perhaps in a special, carefully-controlled and password-protected, digital format protected by a lock-and-key smartphone application -- such naughty nostalgia nudes, if these photos ever indeed existed, would have been lost in the great fully-clothed New Year’s Eve Merida Mexico midnight swimming pool dive of 2015.  But today’s email isn’t about one man’s hypothetical dumb, drunken decision not to put a waterproof case on his smartphone.  It’s about one man’s somewhat selfish belief that a private “boudoir” portrait painting or photography session might just be a very special once-or-twice-in-a-lifetime gift one spouse can give to another.  And that man shamelessly trying to convince tens of thousands of women, if need be, to do the same thing...to convince just one woman to do that one thing. Let's get naked
My father-in-law’s 4 chainsaws and saving money on repeat purchases from CubicZirconia.com
How many chainsaws do you need? My father in law has 4 chainsaws (that I know of).  The idea that a guy would want to try and safely wield a loud and dangerous piece of power equipment with each of his two hands AND each of his two feet while simultaneously cutting down four trees at the same time…seemed crazy to me. But truth is…
Reading a bad review over the Public Address PA system speaker
If you’ve been in business long enough and have enough happy, satisfied customers…you’re bound to also have customers that think you’re a jackass. Not all businesses would read a bad review over the PA (Public Address) speaker system, but today we’re gonna do just that. Here's one of my favorite customer complaints…and my reply is
9% off for Past Customers of Emitations.com
Bad news. www.Emitations.com as a company appears to be out of business (as of writing). Good news: the owners of CubicZirconia.com are offering a special, first-purchase discount to new customers that previously did business with Emitations.com.